Public Service Announcement

[Samtoo]

As a public service and an act of compliance with pesky court ordered community service I am posting this announcement to remind the Ladies Of Cervens that this is Breast Cancer Awareness Week in the US. Instead of merely wearing a pink ribbon or donating money, I decided that I would be more pro-active in the battle against breast cancer. I am offering free breast examinations with NO APPOINTMENT or insurance co-payments required! I am fully accredited, having read literally tons of magazines and medical pamphlets containing breasts. I know that the examination is best performed in the shower so feel free to bring a towel and change of dainties. For those unable to make a personal visit to my apartment/examination office you can send me pictures of your breasts and I will do my best to examine them closely. Do not delay ladies! This battle can be fun......I mean WON!

 

[joette ✞]

As a public service and an act of compliance with pesky court ordered community service I am posting this announcement to remind the Ladies Of Cervens that this is Breast Cancer Awareness Week in the US. Instead of merely wearing a pink ribbon or donating money, I decided that I would be more pro-active in the battle against breast cancer. I am offering free breast examinations with NO APPOINTMENT or insurance co-payments required! I am fully accredited, having read literally tons of magazines and medical pamphlets containing breasts. I know that the examination is best performed in the shower so feel free to bring a towel and change of dainties. For those unable to make a personal visit to my apartment/examination office you can send me pictures of your breasts and I will do my best to examine them closely. Do not delay ladies! This battle can be fun......I mean WON!

LMAO..and did you also sleep at a holiday inn too?

 

[parachutiste]

go from pro-active to pre-emptive and just cut the things off...

 

[Samtoo]

Nice try Mise, but forget it! I know men can get breast cancer but my offer is for LADIES ONLY!! (Sick ****!)

 

[libertypo]

LMAO..and did you also sleep at a holiday inn too?

lol Joette

 

[Miette]

Dear Sam,

What a fantastic and resourceful initiative. I for one truly appreciate the thought and consideration behind this kind and unselfish act. How admirable of you to offer your services. It is almost as if one can feel you reaching out to touch...

Shame it is for the ladies only. I remember Grunt enquiring about a bra for himself not too long ago. He probably could need a helping hand.

Don't worry about Mise's approach. He grew up under the watchful eye of the Catholic church and probably only wanted a hint or two so he could practise at home.

12 points for creativity.

However, I will have to decline. Dr. Mac approached some of us last year with the same offer and mine still haven't recovered to their full glory.

 

[joette ✞]

I THINK HE STILL NEEDS SOME KIND OF RECOGNITION FOR HIS ADMIRABLE SERVICES.

I BELIEVE A CERTIFICATE WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.

To Samtoo
this award is bestowed to you for your kind gesture.
We ( The Ladies) Award you with the
GOLDEN BOOB AWARD
Signed the Ladies 2008

 

[Samtoo]

I THINK HE STILL NEEDS SOME KIND OF RECOGNITION FOR HIS ADMIRABLE SERVICES.

I BELIEVE A CERTIFICATE WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.

To Samtoo
this award is bestowed to you for your kind gesture.
We ( The Ladies) Award you with the
GOLDEN BOOB AWARD
Signed the Ladies 2008

Thank you, ladies. I am glad you recognised my public service. I hope the judge agrees but after seeing the award I can foresee myself in a reflective orange vest picking up trash along the highway on weekends.
Miette, I didnt know MAC was so conscientious and concerned about the community. If he was you wouldnt need reconstructive surgery. MY breast exams are delightful and will not leave you feeling like a Mexican peasant girl after an attack by a chupacabra on bootleg Viagra.
MISE! You have been put on my email spam blocker! Did you REALLY think I wouldnt recognise the fact that you sent the same picture? The black bar across the eyes didnt change a thing! Ladies ONLY!!! (Damn freak!)

 

[joette ✞]

Thank you, ladies. I am glad you recognised my public service. I hope the judge agrees but after seeing the award I can foresee myself in a reflective orange vest picking up trash along the highway on weekends.

You are so welcome Sam ...you deserve it.