You know him well. Line of Legionnaires, all in pants order, thermometer up their bums, aide came by with a kidney bowl of thermometers, brit guy picked one up and put it in his mouth. No, not me!
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- Thread starter Galgano
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There seems to be a lot of anal intrusions going on !
The reading in the mouth is different to rectal anyway...
Papillon
Legionnaire
First time I was given suppositories thought the gel tasted horrendous only a day or two latter I’m telling this to another Brit speaking guy. He started
f@ck sake did you swallow it? Yes hard to get down and the gel was disgusting then the penny dropped as our French friends like to take it up the @ss!
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You got GEL?
First time I was given suppositories thought the gel tasted horrendous only a day or two latter I’m telling this to another Brit speaking guy. He started
did you feel sick? never mind it ended up coming out the correct end anyway 
Le petit caporal
Legionnaire
They gave me a Loofah !
Papillon
Legionnaire
No felt a complete numpty the shape should have given me a clue but if you have never took your medication up the ass, why would you suddenly start now! If that makes any sense!
Le petit caporal
Legionnaire
The first time IS always délicat
very true ! it does make sense and good that you had a laugh about it.
You can learn a lot about watching pornography from different countries during the early 1980's. Germany, Netherlands, Spain, France, UK. OK UK we have nothing to answer for. Guys keep it clean. Hence the overwhelming use of suppositories in France to this day!
I was encouraged to post the following question on the forum. Has every nation served in the Legion? It has occurred to me that some nations may have served who no longer exist, as well some newer nations may not have. I was informed that BALE may be of assistance in the matter.
"What a great question"
Their is no cure for congenital stupidity...
The question has been bouncing around my thoughts and today I came up with a possible answer "Gypsies" either Romany or Irish travellers. more of a culture than a nation. Have they ever served in the Legion?
Le petit caporal
Legionnaire
Of course we did
Bonne chance!
Le petit caporal
Legionnaire
Some one from the forum ?