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The French connection

maim

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You know him well. Line of Legionnaires, all in pants order, thermometer up their bums, aide came by with a kidney bowl of thermometers, brit guy picked one up and put it in his mouth. No, not me!
 
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You know him well. Line of Legionnaires, all in pants order, thermometer up their bums, aide came by with a kidney bowl of thermometers, brit guy picked one up and put it in his mouth. No, not me!
There seems to be a lot of anal intrusions going on !
The reading in the mouth is different to rectal anyway... ;)
 

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You know him well. Line of Legionnaires, all in pants order, thermometer up their bums, aide came by with a kidney bowl of thermometers, brit guy picked one up and put it in his mouth. No, not me!
First time I was given suppositories thought the gel tasted horrendous only a day or two latter I’m telling this to another Brit speaking guy. He started 😂 f@ck sake did you swallow it? Yes hard to get down and the gel was disgusting then the penny dropped as our French friends like to take it up the @ss!
 
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First time I was given suppositories thought the gel tasted horrendous only a day or two latter I’m telling this to another Brit speaking guy. He started 😂 f@ck sake did you swallow it? Yes hard to get down and the gel was disgusting then the penny dropped as our French friends like to take it up the @ss!
😀 did you feel sick? never mind it ended up coming out the correct end anyway :giggle:
 

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😀 did you feel sick? never mind it ended up coming out the correct end anyway :giggle:
No felt a complete numpty the shape should have given me a clue but if you have never took your medication up the ass, why would you suddenly start now! If that makes any sense!
 
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No felt a complete numpty the shape should have given me a clue but if you have never took your medication up the ass, why would you suddenly start now! If that makes any sense!
very true ! it does make sense and good that you had a laugh about it.
 

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You can learn a lot about watching pornography from different countries during the early 1980's. Germany, Netherlands, Spain, France, UK. OK UK we have nothing to answer for. Guys keep it clean. Hence the overwhelming use of suppositories in France to this day!
 
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I was encouraged to post the following question on the forum. Has every nation served in the Legion? It has occurred to me that some nations may have served who no longer exist, as well some newer nations may not have. I was informed that BALE may be of assistance in the matter.
 
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You know him well. Line of Legionnaires, all in pants order, thermometer up their bums, aide came by with a kidney bowl of thermometers, brit guy picked one up and put it in his mouth. No, not me!
Their is no cure for congenital stupidity...
 
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Has every nation served in the Legion? It has occurred to me that some nations may have served who no longer exist, as well some newer nations may not have.
The question has been bouncing around my thoughts and today I came up with a possible answer "Gypsies" either Romany or Irish travellers. more of a culture than a nation. Have they ever served in the Legion?
 
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