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legion hopefull

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For the eye exam what if the guy only has one-eye like my avantar ?

What if hes missing a finger ?

What if no one can speak his language ?

What if hes a bad-ass and can beat 5 to 10 legionaries up at a time ?



These are for fun, please dont take them too seriosly.
 

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Eye-issue has been dealt several times here. You can find it on your own.

According to one wannabe, he was sent back because of broken finger. This was also one time on the board (maybe it was on the old one, but still..)

In the Legion YOU learn the language. Or so i´ve understood from the grand old Anciens on this board (I personally don't know anything about anything).

And finally, all troublemakers and bullys will either been thrown out or become foot-foot caporals in Castel. Or so i've understood from the grand old Anciens on this board (I personally don´t know anything about anything)

Btw, your post was not funny nor it was informative nor anything that it should have been on this topic (the French Foreign Legion today).

Well, at least in my opinion it wasn´t.

-NoFuture?
 

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legion hopefull said:
For the eye exam what if the guy only has one-eye like my avantar ?

What if hes missing a finger ?

What if no one can speak his language ?

What if hes a bad-ass and can beat 5 to 10 legionaries up at a time ?



These are for fun, please dont take them too seriosly.

Will someone please escort this alien back to his space ship please? Before I have him shot for stealing oxygen!!!

And what the Fluck is a "legionaries"
ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
See I got so mad I split my coffee!
 

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i reckon i could beat up 2 or 3 at a time , depending where they are from . but as I have been told to keep it quiete I think i will .The way I see it is you only need to drop one legionare once then everyone will know the measure of you :p
 

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ojkc said:
i reckon i could beat up 2 or 3 at a time , depending where they are from . but as I have been told to keep it quiete I think i will .The way I see it is you only need to drop one legionare once then everyone will know the measure of you :p


Like I said, I think you could to, go for the ones with the gold braid on the kepi, total wankers, why wait till ya get to the REP? We all know you will make it, you are solid man! Do it at Castel, promise you dude, the Legion will wake up and listen! Go for it dude! Wish I was as hard as you, honest!
 

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just dont forget your cadet book, i am pretty sure they write off most of the courses if you were a cadet at one time, and the fact you were a corporal...well i think i see sergeants stripes right off the bat for you.
 

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And what the Fluck is a "legionaries

i do believe it is a distant cousin of the tooth fairy, he comes in late at night and slips a 1 euro coin under the pillows of young EVs who got their teeth knocked out because they couldnt keep their gobs shut.
 
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