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Tonyus

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As previously stated, I have no intention to argue on-line. And she might win the battle but...who cares? I don't.
 

Kronenberg

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There's a lot to be said for women not being allowed in the Legion, they create arguments. So why they should have their own little corner to keep their piss pot in on this site is totally beyond my comprehension. I don't remember there there being any buckets for used sanitary towels or empty PMT pill boxes in the chiottes when I was in. It's nonsense. If they want to play with men or be equal to men let them drop their mucky gussets and dump in the communal latrine with us.
 

Tonyus

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I do not say I don't agree, I just think that it is good to have them around. Sometimes when I read their post's I say thanks to God (or who is responsible) for not being born a woman. If it wasn't for the "triangle of woolen goodness" I might never talk to any one of them...isn't that romantic?

P.S.: They can also fetch beer...that is a useful feature when too drunk to stand up and walk.
 

Bags

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So why they should have their own little corner to keep their piss pot in on this site is totally beyond my comprehension.
If this is the case....which going off your posts it does seem to be....I'm really baffled as to why you come in our little “piss potâ€￾ corner to read our threads and post?
 

brokenheart

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There's a lot to be said for women not being allowed in the Legion, they create arguments. So why they should have their own little corner to keep their piss pot in on this site is totally beyond my comprehension. I don't remember there there being any buckets for used sanitary towels or empty PMT pill boxes in the chiottes when I was in. It's nonsense. If they want to play with men or be equal to men let them drop their mucky gussets and dump in the communal latrine with us.
Touchie touchie there big boy....
Just because you guys enjoy spending time in the latrine admiring your work doesnt give you some kind of upper hand.

thanks Bags .....why come to our corner then....it obviously interests You.....
So... You like to know what we think, we must fascinate you because we are not quite so simple....
I guess
What can we expect from such simple creatures
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Martin Scott

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Touchie touchie there big boy....
Just because you guys enjoy spending time in the latrine admiring your work doesnt give you some kind of upper hand.

thanks Bags .....why come to our corner then....it obviously interests You.....
So... You like to know what we think, we must fascinate you because we are not quite so simple....
I guess
What can we expect from such simple creatures
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Hate to say this man but I posted the exact same thing about four years ago.
As for the female of the spieces and you lot a little poem i remember and it worked for me nearly everytime.
I like the girls who do.
I like the girls who dont.
I hate the girl who says she will and then she says she wont.
But the girl I like the most of all and I think youll say Im Right Is The girl who says she never does but looks as though she might!!!!
As for real men. Real men dont have to brag ect over every conquest. Its normaLLY THE LOUD MOUTHS THAT ARE AT HOME HAVING FUN WITH THE RIGHT HAND.
and
The quite inoffence bloke who whos getting it large, and in a great relationship.
 

Bags

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[QUOTE
I like the girls who do.
I like the girls who dont.
I hate the girl who says she will and then she says she wont.
But the girl I like the most of all and I think youll say Im Right Is The girl who says she never does but looks as though she might!!!![/QUOTE]

I've never heard that one before!! but I liked it lol

I'm betting you remember this song Martin lol ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCykn0_Fh6A&feature=related

I bet you even danced to this one..along with Kron, Flash and not forgetting...Jefferson86 Ha! :p

Bags :D
 
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Martin Scott

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Bags I was in secondary school love. Im not that bloody old although some of the members of the parish might be..
 
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Martin Scott

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I was still at school as well...bet you swung your flares to this at the friday disco though lol :cool:
With me Ben Sherman and crushed black velvet jacket with the foff collar. We thought we looked really good but by Christ we looked complete dickheads.
 

Bags

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With me Ben Sherman and crushed black velvet jacket with the foff collar. We thought we looked really good but by Christ we looked complete dickheads.
Well Martin....whatever street cred you had....Has just gone right out that window...a long with that crushed velvet jacket of yours Ha! Lmao I bet you looked a right bugger and a half in that get up ;)
 
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Martin Scott

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Joanna Lumley in the Avengers in that leather catsuit oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!!!
Street Creed Bags I never had any hun ever pmsl;
 
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Martin Scott

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Well Martin....whatever street cred you had....Has just gone right out that window...a long with that crushed velvet jacket of yours Ha! Lmao I bet you looked a right bugger and a half in that get up ;)
I thought I looked cool but now I know I looked a dickhead.
 

Jefferson'86

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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams
 

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