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Keeping with tradition: Somebody tell us a joke

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Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis? To get oxygen to his brain!
 

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
 
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Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
 

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What do Greens on this site have in common with Footballers?

β€˜There to help’: the ageing players signed to guide Premier League wannabes​


Might not be a joke in the true sense but was reading the news on line as this was headlines to a sports topic!
I thought it was funny flipping it.
 

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Sorry one very last one what’s all this about?
Who would and why????
 

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Joseph Cosgrove

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At 249 Pounds, I would, :whistle:
Which is which, I mean how do you you know that you've bought the REP one and not the 1 RE one (just curious) :coffee:
 

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At 249 Pounds, I would, :whistle:
Which is which, I mean how do you you know that you've bought the REP one and not the 1 RE one (just curious) :coffee:
Crazy can’t believe what people will pay for stuff I lost a lot legging it out of France could have been my pension with hindsight!
Anyone find an old REP para sack with swag it mineπŸ˜‚
 

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I still miss my ex...
But my aim is getting better!
 
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