Integration might work, a Canadian perspective...

#1
Adopt a terrorist
Take a minute to read this... its quite humorous!!
A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
She received back the following reply:
National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada


Ps. Sorry guys I couldn't resist.....
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa.
You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of National De fence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.
Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint.
It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws.
Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.
We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers.
We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group.
He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.
This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.
I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.
Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense


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Legion0715

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol where did you find this Brokenheart??? This is fecking awesome, I'm going to print this and show it to my gunny at drill next month! This is hilarious, is this for real or is it a hoax? Either way, its awesome! I am putting this on my fridge :D:D
 
#4
I have no idea....someone sent it to me....I just couldn't resist especially with all this testosterone floating around here...I thought we needed a lighter post....almost put it in the thread on Woman in Combat....but wasn't sure how everyone would react..haha
Glad you enjoyed it...
 

Legion0715

Active Member
#5
I have no idea....someone sent it to me....I just couldn't resist especially with all this testosterone floating around here...I thought we needed a lighter post....almost put it in the thread on Woman in Combat....but wasn't sure how everyone would react..haha
Glad you enjoyed it...
This is great stuff, whoever sent it to you is brilliant! I need to find friends like yours lol, mine only send me post cards that say FCUK OFF :)
 
#11
Salut les gars je suis désolé. J'ai utilisé mon I PAD d'envoyer, et je ne voulais pas le publier sur le site français ....
Je ne sais pas ce qui s'est passé ... J'ai été en l'affichant sur les autres sujets et il n'a pas y aller.
Apologies.
Le coeur brisé
 
#12
Salut les gars je suis désolé. J'ai utilisé mon I PAD d'envoyer, et je ne voulais pas le publier sur le site français ....
Je ne sais pas ce qui s'est passé ... J'ai été en l'affichant sur les autres sujets et il n'a pas y aller.
Apologies.
Le coeur brisé
My french is getting better but not that good lol but I hope your IPAD troubles are easy to fix?
 
#13
hahah just read it again, that's a good letter. liberals piss me off. they're pretty contradictory and usually cowardly as well. the "anti-fascist league" in britain are a good example of this. they're the sort of people that turn out in their hundreds to hold counter-demonstrations against groups like the "english defence league" (who oppose islam). the anti-fascist league fly banners saying "WE WON'T STAND FOR INTOLERANCE" or "RESPECT NOT DIVISION" or "DOWN WITH THE EDL AND THEIR BIGOTRY" and the usual shit. but where the **** are these "anti-facists" when groups like "islam4uk" (muslim extremists) are holding a demonstration on the streets of england flying their own banners that say "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS", "KILL ANYONE THAT DARES TO MOCK ISLAM", "SHARIA LAW 4 THE UK". these pussy "anti-fascists" are at home shitting themselves.
 

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