Did someone mention Erdogan? Oh Goody!
(To the tune of the Ä°stiklÃ¢l MarÅŸÄ±)
Mein TÃ¼rkisch Liebe
I have a TÃ¼rkisch Liebe,
Mein Klein Adolf Hitler,
The Sultan he shall be
Of Turkey and Prince of Germany.
It will be like days of old,
Of Ottomans and Prussians,
With an Eins, zwei, drei!
United against the Kurdisch and the Russian.
Oh my TÃ¼rkisch Liebe,
We will silence your critics,
In Turkey and abroad.
Weâ€™ll ignore your insane antics,
And your Jihadi Horde.
Oh mein TÃ¼rkisch Liebe,
I don't care about your Genocide,
I'll always take your side,
I wonâ€™t let the people displease yeâ€™
Or write nasty poems about yeâ€™.
I wonâ€™t let people gloat,
about your sex with a Goat.
You really float my boat!