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Ever eaten python Joe?
Le petit caporal
Legionnaire
Animal traficking / commerce needs to be fought
Not Python but snake, yes.
Most exotic thing i've eaten is compo..
Babies heads. Remember the tinned Steak pie. Loved it. Yeh.. In the legion you get to eat all sorts.
Not bragging, but I have been to places in 65 countries and five continents with food outlets that I would not necessary recommend, but my attitude has always been that I’m happy to eat whatever the locals eat. Probably got so many bugs in my stomac by now that I’m protected against anything the worldwide kitchens can throw at me as intestinal problems.
Saw a Video about N Korea.. One guy who defected had massive worms in his Guts due to their diet, water.
No problemos, I reckon my bugs would eat those bugs for breakfast, and then ask for more. Their problem is they only survive on a diet of rice and local subsistence stuff. No variety.
dusaboss
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I wandered true some classic porn collection. Which I downloaded for an friend (for real
. I don't download that these days when you have everything couple clicks away) and I stumble 'pon the familiar name. 
I'm famousI wandered true some classic porn collection. Which I downloaded for an friend (for real
dusaboss
Hyper Active Member
BTW there is no much (if all) action in movie.I'm famous
the Amateur porn is better
milfs
Le petit caporal
Legionnaire
Once went to a Chineese restaurant
Asked for stirred fried rice and scampi
Réputation had it
There was a bordelo up stairs
Asked the waiter. ..'jig jigy, possible?
Sure, this way, please
Leads me to the cellar
Me thinks, WTF (though it was up stairs
Gets to the cellar. He opens a door
Lights a candle (was no electric)
Sees a chineese female body lying on a table with a white sheet covering her
The waiter say's, 'she's all yours, for 50 $
Okay, say's the Big Yin
He leaves
I creep towards the table
Lifts the sheet
Moved up her legs. Kissing and licking
Had my way. I gave it laudy
Went back upstairs
Waiter asks if all went well
'Sure', say's I
'Was so good that i could taste her asiatique héritage. ..it almost tasted like the stir fired rice and scampi you served me earlier
'That no stirred fried rice and scampi', say's he
'She my grand mother and she be deed for a week'
Asked for stirred fried rice and scampi
Réputation had it
There was a bordelo up stairs
Asked the waiter. ..'jig jigy, possible?
Sure, this way, please
Leads me to the cellar
Me thinks, WTF (though it was up stairs
Gets to the cellar. He opens a door
Lights a candle (was no electric)
Sees a chineese female body lying on a table with a white sheet covering her
The waiter say's, 'she's all yours, for 50 $
Okay, say's the Big Yin
He leaves
I creep towards the table
Lifts the sheet
Moved up her legs. Kissing and licking
Had my way. I gave it laudy
Went back upstairs
Waiter asks if all went well
'Sure', say's I
'Was so good that i could taste her asiatique héritage. ..it almost tasted like the stir fired rice and scampi you served me earlier
'That no stirred fried rice and scampi', say's he
'She my grand mother and she be deed for a week'
dusaboss
Hyper Active Member
Yeah, but they stretched that category (MILF) too much in recent years. Now you can find girls in late 20 in it !the Amateur porn is better
very true..you know your porn
don´t know if i spell this correctly but my step brother (was like a real bro) said , Hiya hiya ho..
dusaboss
Hyper Active Member
Sure I do!very true..you know your porn
Also I was in 8 yr relationship with woman 14 yr older than me. So i don't like when someone trying to sell me balls for kidneys (direct translation from Serbian, but you getting idea). In my opinion bests year for women are late 30s early 40s.Yeah.. But when I was 40 i was servicing a 20..then 21 year old. Was rampant every day. Nö joke. Even met her mom.Sure I do!
Was just raw pur s@x. Anyway better watch what i'm writing
Le petit caporal
Legionnaire
Dried dates are out of date
Jussy pussy is fresh like layed newly laid EVO STICK
Jussy pussy is fresh like layed newly laid EVO STICK