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Advantages of being a woman

brokenheart

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National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
We are only as strong as the coffee we drink, the hairspray we use, and the friends we have.
To all cool women
Here's to you!

National Girlfriends Day

!It is good to be a woman:
So a reminder

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
We will never regret piercing our ears.
. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
 

Hroflr Grimm

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We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

You ladies are definitely missing out.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

Shoulder pads, pant suits, spandex in sizes larger than athletically probable, baby blue eye shadow, purple/pink hair on old ladies, pencilled eyebrows, need I go on? :cool:
 

mm66

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Dont let girls in army !!!!!!!

**** you, I even love the fat chick down at the infirmière. I'd volunteer to be the lone man in an all women army. I want more girls in the army. I bet they don't snore as loud, fart as much, burp, piss all over the floor every ******* weekend, ask me to smell their shit or leave their load filled masturbation toilet paper under my bunk.

I say bring on the ladies!
 

mulgarat

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mm66;143562 or leave their load filled masturbation toilet paper under my bunk. I say bring on the ladies![/QUOTE said:
Socks mate, its socks. Everyone knows you use the other blokes sports sock as a catch for a late night bat.;)
 

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Maybe they are afraid of "athlete's foot".
 
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