I know a girl that lives on a hill,she wont do it but her sister will.
I know a girl all dressed in red,she makes here living in a bed.
I don,t know but iv been told eskimo spusy is mighty cold,,feel good ,real good..
I know a girl that lives on a hill,she wont do it but her sister will.
I know a girl all dressed in red,she makes here living in a bed.
I don,t know but iv been told eskimo spusy is mighty cold,,feel good ,real good..
he had a left like henry's hammer
he had a right like betty bamalam
rode with the muggers in the dark and dread and all them sluggers went down like lead....
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....
..an REIman shook a girl's tree,
and all she got was a nasty STD...
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Honi soit qui mal y pense et de la Légion étrangère.
Damn those that think badly of it and the French Foreign Legion.
black cadillac
alligator boots
money in the pockets of his sharkskin suits
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....
my favorite drinking ditty...
Here's to you and here's to me...
and if we ever disagree...
...F*CK YOU...HERE'S TO ME.
"Take me to the Brig. I want to see the real Marines." ~Chesty Puller
Nu tar vi den! Nu tar vi den! Nu tar vi den! ...........Nu tog vi den!
So simple. A swedish snaps song meaning now were taking it, now we took it. Often we sing it during the midsummer celebration and its quite popular after 2 am
Tequila makes her clothes fall off
(what me husband sings when I drink the nasty stuff!)
It is the soldier, not the priest, who protects freedom of religion; the soldier, not the journalist, who protects freedom of speech. History teaches that a society that does not value its warriors will be destroyed by a society that does
it was on the good ship venus buy feck you should have seen us the fig er head was a whore in bed sucking the captins p,,,s frigging in the rigging frigging in the rigging frigging innnnn the rigging there was feckall else to do
yae though i walk in the shadow of the valley of death i will fear no evil for am the hardest bast..d in the valley
Verse 2.Originally Posted by flash010
it was on the good ship venus buy feck you should have seen us the fig er head was a whore in bed sucking the captins p,,,s frigging in the rigging frigging in the rigging frigging innnnn the rigging there was feckall else to do
THE CAPTAINS WIFE WAS MABEL.BY GOD WAS SHE ABLE,GAVE EACH MAN HE
DAILY DOSE APON THE GALLEY TABLE. fRIGGING IN THE RIGGING ECT...........+
You can take the man out of the Legion, You,ll never take the Legion out of the Man. SEPTEM JUNCTA IN UNO. LEGIO PATRIA NOSTRA
Is everybody happy? Cried the Sergent looking up
Our hero feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up
He leaped right out into the blast, his static line unhooked
He ain't gonna jump no more!
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!
He ain't gonna jump no more!
The risers wrapped around his neck, connectors cracked his dome
The lines were snarled and tied in knots around his skinny bones
The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground
He ain't gonna jump no more!
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!
He ain't gonna jump no more!
He hit the ground, the sound was SPLAT, his blood went spurting high
His comrads were then heard to say, A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!
He lay there rolling round in the welther of his gore
He ain't gonna jump no more!
FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE F@#KING FOR VIRGINITY
A whaler captain's daughter named Rose
Had nostrils so big in her nose
That boys after supper
Would stick themselves up her
And cry "There she blows".
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....
Oh the dogs they had a party,
they came from near and far,
some dogs came by aeroplane and some by motorcar,
they went into the lobby and signed the visitors book,
and each one hung his arsehole upon a separate hook.
now one dog was not invited,
and this aroused his Ire'
he rushed into the meeting place and loudly shouted fire
all the dogs were so excited they had no time to look
so each dog took an arsehole from off the nearest hook.
Oh its a sad sad story, as you should surely know
tae wear anothers arsehole you've never worn bore
now that is why when dogs meet,
by land or sea or aieach sniffs the others arsehole
n hope it is his own
There once was a man from kansas
Whose nuts were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he'd clack them together
and lightning shot out of his ass
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....
spam, spam, spam, spam....
spam, spam, spam, spam....
spam sa-spam!!!
There was a young man from Madras
Who lay in the grass with a lass
He played oh so cool
Till she tickled his tool
And it foamed like a bottle of Bass
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....
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