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    Sing something simple, you simple twat

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

    You must bloody lurve your Fanta Repman
    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." Dr Johnson

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    F*** you I'm drunk,
    f*** you I'm drunk
    pour my beer down the drain,
    I've got more in the trunk
    F*** you I'm drunk,
    f*** you I'm drunk
    And I'm gonna be drunk til the next time I'm drunk
    If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    We had joy we had fun,
    We had palace on the run,
    But joy didn't last,
    Coz the ****ers ran to fast!!!!

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    beer beer we want more beer
    all the lads are cheerin
    get the ****in beer in
    (repeat)

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 Bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 Bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall. 96 Bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall. 95 Bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall. 94 Bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 Bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around etc..etc..etc..etc..
    It is the soldier, not the priest, who protects freedom of religion; the soldier, not the journalist, who protects freedom of speech. History teaches that a society that does not value its warriors will be destroyed by a society that does

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    Quote Originally Posted by flash010 View Post
    i know the tune dear but i forget the words haha
    ha .. ..
    It is the soldier, not the priest, who protects freedom of religion; the soldier, not the journalist, who protects freedom of speech. History teaches that a society that does not value its warriors will be destroyed by a society that does

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    Cause Auntie Mary Had a Canary up the leg of her drawers.
    For picking her nose and straching her arse.
    She won the Victoria Cross
    The celts on the board will understand that one
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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
    If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    Quote Originally Posted by wildthang View Post
    one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
    hahaha thats cool i like that one and from some one whos name i had on my helmet cool
    yae though i walk in the shadow of the valley of death i will fear no evil for am the hardest bast..d in the valley

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    feck them all feck them all the short the fat and the tall your willy better be prepet if you want to beat the rep so go on my son feck them all. lol
    yae though i walk in the shadow of the valley of death i will fear no evil for am the hardest bast..d in the valley

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    Re: Sing something simple you simpe twat

    Scots, wha' hae wi' Wallace bled,
    Scots wham Bruce has often led,
    Welcome to your gory bed,
    Or to Victorie!
    Now's the day, and now's the hour;
    See the front o' battle lour,
    See approach proud Edward's pow'r
    Chains and slaverie! 2. Wha will be a traitor knave?
    Wha can fill a coward's grave?
    Wha sae base as be a slave?
    Let him turn and flee!
    Wha for Scotland's King and law
    Freedom's sword will strongly draw?
    Freeman stand, or freeman fa'?
    Let him follow me!


    3. By oppression's woes and pains!
    By your sons in servile chains!
    We will drain our dearest veins,
    But they shall be free!
    Lay the proud usurper low!
    Tyrants fall in ev'ry foe!
    Liberty's in ev'ry blow!
    Let us do or die!
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    Re: Sing something simple, you simple twat

    Shortcut to A_Song_For_Employees_Suffering_Mistreatment sorry i can't get the attachment to go
    If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before....

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    Re: Sing something simple, you simple twat

    when i was young i had no sense i ripped my balls on a barb wire fence!!!!
    "Hey Dr evil can i paint his yoo hoo gold it's kinda my thing"
    Hows about nooo ya crazy dutch bastard!!!!

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