Message to wannabes

[jock]

If any of you feel you want to send me a private message then by all means do so , if it is valid i will do my best to give you a relevant reply. Just to let you know though my life does not revolve around the internet and I'am not the kind of guy who reads my e-mails every day. So if I don't reply within 2 or 3 days DO NOT SEND ME a pissy little message whinging about not replying, especially if I have already sent you a long e-mail previously.

[jock]

MMM I dont recall mentioning anyones names on here ????

HA HA

you will go far in the Legion

[jock]

If anyone is in the slightist bit interested, a person on here (no names no pack drill) sent me a PM asking advice on becoming an EV. I duly replied (this was in the last 5 days). It now transforms he sent me yet another e-mail to my personal account, a mail which i haven't yet read. Because my reply wasn't swift enough he sent me a pissy litlle e-mail.
I'am not gonna mention him (you don't have to be Sherlock to work out who he is) but I think the Anciens will agree if he does ever make it through Castel and get to his regiment and adopt the same attitude i expect a great big hairy slav will end up sucking out one of his eyeballs so he can stick his cock in the socket and skull f*ck some sense into him him .

Joe or one of the moderators can you you lock this thread please ? I have had enough of this pointless little tosser !!!!
By the way form what I have read about you on here and what you have told me in your mails you won't be making it rouge. Do you think the gestapo don't monitor this board ??? Well you are gonna stand out like a pair of bull dogs bollocks at Aubagne (assuming you ever get off the internet and actually turn up ). They are gonna ping you in about deux minutes. Your attitude is pathetic, your questions ridiculous and your tattoo will tell the gestapo all they need to know about you.
Now really its time for you to GROW UP and stop pissing me off you little turd, i didn't mention you by name in an open forum, you worm so I don't take to kindly to mentioning me . You really have no idea at all, have you ? This is my last post to you. Period

What a f*cking prick. Waste of fresh air and bog paper. I hope you do turn up at Nogent cos I doubt you will ever make the overnight train to Marseille.

F*ckwit you are obviously too thick to realise I was talking to you, not about you. If you had kept your pissy little mouth shut, no one would know who the f..ck I was talking about, only thee and me. Now, the whole forum knows what a silly little prat you are. As if they didn't know the f...ck already. Wow, you are sooooooo stupid.

Joe, as entertaining as this must be to the others can you lock this thread for f*cks sake ?? Stop little miss pissy knickers posting any more replies and making an even bigger goon of himself ??

[Satyr]

Jock, why do you even have to make a thread about this? Wouldn't it have been a little less stupid of you, just to write to those few guys that spam your mailbox with...what was that, one message? Honestly, how many people have exactly pm'ed you or written emails to you? Five, perhaps 10 at most? And of those, how many have bitched about a delayed reply? Can't be that many that you have to throw mud in here. You just make it look like a "look at me..i'm special..people write pm's to me and shit..**** yeah..im cool!!!11" thread..

[jock]

Firstly, i didn't ask to be PM'd in the first place. Secondly, my post was a reaction cos i was annoyed. Thirdly, i don't really give a toss about what you think. Fourthly, it's about time this was dropped as it's just getting pointless and boring. Fifthly, say what you like in reply cos i won't be bothering to read this thread ever again.

[Khail]

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Why don't people just back the f... off. Let this topic die. Jock seems a resonable guy to me and he isn't going to get f... off for no reason. He wants this to end, so lets just respect each other here.

[Beau-Sheep]

Behind you on this Jock. I have a life and a job, a lady and things to do which do not involve this board. I try to answer my mails and I try to post as often as I can but still the pissy little mails and comments come and they come daily. Guys I hope as Jock said that the pissy little attitudes change before Castel, because if they do not some of you guys are going to suffer. Most of you have my respect, the few, and you know who you are.... should be looking at becoming cabin attendants or hair dressers. Leave the Anciens alone with your crap, Ancien means old, we are all old men, we cannot deal with ankle nipping nappy wearing turds giving us shit. We become pissed and we leave the board and Castel, the REP and all other things Legion drift back into mystery and you all get bad advise. Wind ya necks in and listen, for those of you who wanna make it in this army listening now will save you a whole heap o suffering.

You guys choose.

[Eagle eye]

I hope as Jock said that the pissy little attitudes change before Castel because if they do not some of you guys are going to suffer. This is my warning to the wannabes out there. Any interpretation of posts by anciens as 'hilarious' and 'humurous' carries a serious health warning instead for it is based on your erroneous pre-conception. Some of the rasping accounts in the posts carry a specific pathology acquired in the FFL: given half a chance in Castel, we'd have you polishing floors after sweeping, cleaning and scraping them with razor blades, endless toilet inspections; numerous kit and assorted inspections in your billets until the unearthly morning hours; changing the numbered bedding and locker arrangements (and inversing the superimposed order of bedding) from one end of the dormitories to the other along the four main axes and in reverse just to make sure you 'comprenez' without disturbing any delicate obstacles in the 'just moving' process: one time with your kit inside the locker, the second time with the platoon kit in a messy heap just before 'lights out' and locker inspection at 0700; at least one 'removals process' through the window; marking time and singing in unison on top of your lockers; free boot polish and bristle and tooth brush replacements to the end of usure at least once; countless and prolooooooooonged single push-ups with intermediate stages; general verbal bollocking if not the 'real mccoy' leading you into thoughts of desertion at an early stage. I leave the rest to your fertile 'idealistic' imaginations. So, you chose the mindset in reading the posts rather than an 'idealistic mindset' or endless gripes and bitching after our intial answers. :D

[Satyr]

lol. Just because i think this is a stupid post it doesnt mean i hate you, would you relax a bit. Now, to defend myself a bit. Why dont i believe that you are being flooded with messages? Because you write and argue like a 12 year old, and i dont think i need to quote you to prove this. Just look at post #6, heck even your first post. Whats the need for all that caps and verbal vomit? Could a "please dont, thank you" not do it? To me it looks like you got a few extra pm's and wanted to make it a big deal out of it, and im not saying its intentional. And even if im wrong in the amount of messages you get, then i still think this is the wrong approach to deal with it. Ie. you wouldnt see Voltigeur make this kind of thread neither.


firsty i didnt asked to be Pm'd in the first place
Go to CP and change the 'Login & Privacy' settings if you dont want to get emails or pm's from random users.

I dont mind you, but i still think this thread is retarded.

[Satyr]

Just forgot...

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN...OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
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Heheh..now i got it stuck all day

[Eagle eye]

Satyr,
You've made your point public after whatever happened in your PM.
Please now delete ALL your messages on this threadThxs in advance..

[Satyr]

uhm..no i wont. Would you mind keeping your own business? Thank you in advance too.

[Eagle eye]

Next question: when is it you're joining the FFL ? I hope soonish or are you just intent on playing nuisance in this forum ?