View Full Version : Thought for the Day....Beware Guys!~
joette
16th May 2008, 15:04
;)
Miette
16th May 2008, 16:39
Women don't sweat, we glow! Well, I glow buckets!
joette
16th May 2008, 18:02
This is a quote from my husband, it is his theory, at least that what he tells everyone.. :blush:
"Women do fart but they do it at night... try this... wake up around an hour or so after your woman has fallen asleep... and hold on... Sounds like a horn section..."
They hold it in all day and then it gets released when they relax at night...
joette
16th May 2008, 22:47
But we sure the hell dont snore!
collector
27th May 2009, 14:29
I want to die in my sleep like granddad, not screaming in horror as the other people in his car.
Venus
28th May 2009, 08:34
Coffee....Chocolate.....Men.... the richer the better... :D
collector
28th May 2009, 10:23
Coffee....Chocolate.....Men.... the richer the better... :D
I am in agreement with above statement!
Good Morning ladies :)
As to the above statements about chocolate, can I just say this...
I am A man, I am made out of choccy, it's very very RICH choccy.
Regards
Tam Tam the choccy man :D
Venus
29th May 2009, 08:41
Good Morning ladies :)
As to the above statements about chocolate, can I just say this...
I am A man, I am made out of choccy, it's very very RICH choccy.
Regards
Tam Tam the choccy man :D
hmmmm a man made of RICH chocolate, what a shame i'm married :D
PS What about the coffee though? :D
joette
29th May 2009, 11:40
hmmmm a man made of RICH chocolate, what a shame i'm married :D
PS What about the coffee though? :D
I know Venus!! haha TamTam has a new nickname now tho LOL:D
collector
29th May 2009, 12:19
Good Morning ladies :)
As to the above statements about chocolate, can I just say this...
I am A man, I am made out of choccy, it's very very RICH choccy.
Regards
Tam Tam the choccy man :D
The only chocolate men I know dress up in tinfoil, are empty inside, disappoint as they don't rise to expectations, and are let go cheaply after Christmas....I am so sorry you still haven't found a lady who has grabbed you, Tam!
hmmmm a man made of RICH chocolate, what a shame i'm married :D
PS What about the coffee though? :D
Hahaha
I can make coffee.
My lovely wife however keeps following me around and won't let me out of the house.
And, she won't stop licking me and I'm covered in bite marks :)
I knew falling in the vat at the chocolate factory was going to have repercussions.
But I still don't feel sullied and unusual. Like all men I just grin and bear it :D
Oh, I am allowed out sometimes but only on a leash, she calls it restocking.....
I call it "The forced buying of Jewellery and Shoes"
So next time you ladies are eating a nice piece of choccy, think of me - suffering in good natured silence (as all men must).
This brings me to the last thing, I heard of a very secretive unit somewhere in the world (shhh), it's composed entirely of women.
It's called "Special Assault Shopping Squad" - apparently.
It's motto is "Who Cares Who Pays" (long as I get to shop)
Regards from
A long suffering but very LICKABLE man hahahahaha
corvee de chotte
29th May 2009, 15:11
MILK,LEMONADE,CHOCOLATE :D well am not goin to spell it for youse
Aurelie3
29th May 2009, 15:18
The only chocolate men I know are dress up tinfoil, are empty inside, disappoint as they don't rise to expectations, and are let go cheaply after Christmas....I am so sorry you still haven't found a lady who has grabbed you, Tam!
hahahaha! The trouble with chocolate is that the minute you pop it in your mouth it goes soft.
joette
29th May 2009, 23:40
Hahaha
I can make coffee.
My lovely wife however keeps following me around and won't let me out of the house.
And, she won't stop licking me and I'm covered in bite marks :)
I knew falling in the vat at the chocolate factory was going to have repercussions.
But I still don't feel sullied and unusual. Like all men I just grin and bear it :D
Oh, I am allowed out sometimes but only on a leash, she calls it restocking.....
I call it "The forced buying of Jewellery and Shoes"
So next time you ladies are eating a nice piece of choccy, think of me - suffering in good natured silence (as all men must).
This brings me to the last thing, I heard of a very secretive unit somewhere in the world (shhh), it's composed entirely of women.
It's called "Special Assault Shopping Squad" - apparently.
It's motto is "Who Cares Who Pays" (long as I get to shop)
Regards from
A long suffering but very LICKABLE man hahahahaha
Lickable? mmmmm this is getting interesting now!
joette
30th May 2009, 17:17
The Why's of Men? LOL for you gals and you guys that can handle it :D
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
Because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock):D:D (I love this one)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(Dont know.....it never happened)
(Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !
Coffee....Chocolate.....Men.... the richer the better... :D
and then they say that all women are not the same whilst throwing their sexual equality and individualism in our faces LOL......
Ps I do have 3 coffee machines with every type of coffee imaginable.........
The Why's of Men? LOL for you gals and you guys that can handle it :D
(Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !
I laughed !
Honest - I DID guv, really.
Now, my riposte to this assault on the male sex :D
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joette
2nd June 2009, 21:56
LMAO Tam good one. (I'm not blond;)) Please dont make any brunett jokes;):p
Ok Joette and other ladies,
Moving swiflty on.....
In keeping with the thread title
I have a pic here for you to mull over (think about - or take the piss out of).
I'm not posting it in the galleries because Reppy and Jock etc will have a field day, (Just linking it haha).
So ladies - Please bear in mind I was young and had no shame lol.
Reppy and Jock, if you see this post - just walk on by !
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Now where did I put that balaclava :D
Aurelie3
3rd June 2009, 16:33
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You were a bootie?
You were a bootie?
most definately not lol
Aurelie3
3rd June 2009, 16:48
The lower half of your outfit would suggest otherwise... I'll allow the ex-booties to "attempt" to defend their position... assuming they're able to type with those stick-on nails and a 1st degree wedgie from their lace g-strings.
joette
3rd June 2009, 22:47
Tell me someone was holding a gun on you. :p LMFAO.
Nice Legs! :D
brokenheart
4th June 2009, 00:57
eh gads!!!what is it....
Andrea
4th June 2009, 17:07
But we sure the hell dont snore!
Isnt that the damn truth lol...
Andrea
4th June 2009, 17:12
Ok Joette and other ladies,
Moving swiflty on.....
In keeping with the thread title
I have a pic here for you to mull over (think about - or take the piss out of).
I'm not posting it in the galleries because Reppy and Jock etc will have a field day, (Just linking it haha).
So ladies - Please bear in mind I was young and had no shame lol.
Reppy and Jock, if you see this post - just walk on by !
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Now where did I put that balaclava :D
I LOVED this.. It made smile today!!! hahahahaaa thanks for that one
Nice one mate i have one similar but a lot worse and no it wont be put on here lol
NOT EVEN ON LINK.........
joette
4th June 2009, 22:53
Nice one mate i have one similar but a lot worse and no it wont be put on here lol
NOT EVEN ON LINK.........
Ah come on MAC..dont be a party pooper. :D Show us yer stuff!
Andrea
5th June 2009, 00:51
Nice one mate i have one similar but a lot worse and no it wont be put on here lol
NOT EVEN ON LINK.........
Yeah Mac PLEASE let me see it.... LOL... Come on, dont be a party pooper. :)
joette
5th June 2009, 12:57
Hey if not for me do it for Andrea..I know you will for her. LOL:D
Nice one mate i have one similar but a lot worse and no it wont be put on here lol
NOT EVEN ON LINK.........
hehe,
after much diligent research I managed to find "that pic" that mac won't post
I can see why he wouldn't post it :D
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Sorry mac, I just couldn't resist :D
Andrea
5th June 2009, 17:55
hehe,
after much diligent research I managed to find "that pic" that mac won't post
I can see why he wouldn't post it :D
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Sorry mac, I just couldn't resist :D
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