Flippers in Cavi

[Beau-Sheep]

If any of you ladies make it to my regiment and they allow you to stay long enough to see the insides of a Transall, you may notice that the last people on board and thus closest to the door, are a bunch of overweight penguins in frog suits and flippers. No, these are not guys from the 3eme Cie, or the members of GCP (REP special forces). Nope these sad sacks are cooks in the REP, and if I hear anymore waffle about fish sauce that's where you guys will be going.

These men are considered so heavy that a normal landing on terra fucyakneesup is considered too risky. Me, I would be for kicking them out of the regiment but hey, I never was a general. Anyone wants to join the Legion to become a cook is a very sad teddy bear in my books. It's a shitty job, the entire regiment hates you and you are treated like a member of a regular French regiment, ie, shit.

People, we join the Legion to sent bad booboos to Jesus so Jesus can turn them back into good booboos. We do not join to cook or to learn how to sew or knit, we do not join for morning coffees and afternoon teas, we join to keep Jesus a busy teddy. We owe it to Jesus to keep our war heads on and keep him supplied with bleeding booboos, as soon as JC runs out of them he gets bored and sits at home watching porn every day.

Get a life guys and get ya war heads back on. I hate coming here and reading posts on fish ******* sauce, I really do, feel a tad vexed now...

[Eagle eye]

Beau sheep lives up yet again to his "rock 'ard" projection. But he might have a soft center on rare occasions. You can never tell. Beau Sheep ?

[Beau-Sheep]

Nothing soft about me mate except my brain. :eek: I was in the REP, you aint allowed to join unless you promise to be nasty as ell!

[Eagle eye]

No problemo. Good luck to you.

[john]

Anyone wants to join the Legion to become a cook is a very sad teddy bear in my booksI agree with you on this, but i honestly think the same about anyone who joins any army to be a cook. i mean come on, what joy could you possibly get out it ? i would rather work in a bloody fast food joint before i ever wore a cooks uniform in any army, it just doesnt make any sense to me.

[BASHIR]

Can anyone tell me how's the food in the Legion?

[kiwi]

Can anyone tell me how's the food in the Legion?
Your dog probably eats better Food

[yatez 44]

MAD!!!! F**k**g love it mate.Got all the misfits or crazey basterds from every Regiments in the Legion in 2nd REI..You adapt or you DESERT..

[Eagle eye]

Your dog probably eats better FoodLet's GET a perspective on this cooking issue in the FFL.

FACT: Every day the ordinaire mess (rank and file) staff have to cook for around 1100 legionnaires in infantry/paratrooper regiment and has four to five hours to do so for each meal. There are obvious time constraints to how much effort can be put into preparing each plate in this timescale and keeping the food fresh except for the countless opened tins. SO, IN THE END, YOU THINK PROTEINS, CARBOHYDRATES AND JUST FERKING NUTRIENTS FOR YER FURNACE...

My only real gripe was that 'les tripes' were not marinated overnight to make them into a delicacy which they are with the appropriate sauce. Instead, they looked as if they had JUST been pulled fresh from a live cow 'derrière la compagnie/behind the company'. Not very appetising for the clear-sighted. Some legionnaires took off their specs.... :D

The best I ate in the Legion was in Bonifacio. The ordinaire was the highlight of our barrack routine and I wasn't complaining for it was better than the local restaurant.... the reason for this LEGION LUXURY was that the kitchen staff had enough time to prepare for two companies, say, 320 legionnaires instead of the above ridiculous numbers. The 2eREi had its remaining companies in Corte at altitude...This was one of the reasons I decided to stay in the 2e REI having been given a chance to go parachuting somewhere, and despite the dour isolation of its monastic existence with songs, hymns and one or two Gregorian chants but no psalms.... :D
MAD!!!! F**k**g love it mate.Got all the misfits or crazey basterds from every Regiments in the Legion in 2nd REI..You adapt or you DESERT..Teh neitre lgion SI a bnuch fo msiftits nad acwkos....Sujt ookl ta em :D Ahppi Maxs nud Ahppi Wen Ier :)