Which T-Shirt Slogan would be yours?

[Bags]

Which T-Shirt slogan is you?

If the slogan relates to a male just swop it round to suit lol...


Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is...?

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

You KNOW you want me.

Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.


Bags :D

[Kronenberg]

I know a few girls that I would like to buy at least 10 of those TShirts for Bags. Very amusing :-)

[flash010]

on you bags it say just add water lol xx

[bormad]

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later
lol

[Bags]

Today I'm going to be mostly wearing........'Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?' Ha! :D

[dustdevil]

Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...



LOL...Great!

[SeanG]

Where was I girl ? .....Oh yes :D:D;):p

[flash010]

feelings feck they get extracted out at castel then binned

[Bags]

Today I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.' ;)

[Neffy]

omg! this is so me

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

this when i have done something bad

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
after a normal day at work

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I really have this t-shirt

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

[Bags]

Today I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.' with a little bit of 'You KNOW you want me.' thrown in :D

[Kronenberg]

Today I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.' with a little bit of 'You KNOW you want me.' thrown in :D

I think we may all be waiting for you to put the fast, cheap and easy one on Bags :-)

[Drew2]

"I'm with stupid" that points down.

[Bags]

I think we may all be waiting for you to put the fast, cheap and easy one on Bags :-)

Lol now that's one T-Shirt I'd never have to wear Kron ;)

[Kronenberg]

Lol now that's one T-Shirt I'd never have to wear Kron ;)

Oh go on Bags - just for us????

[Hroflr Grimm]

Oh go on Bags - just for us????

Perhaps she does not need the actual tshirt on to be "wearing" it? ;)

[Kronenberg]

Perhaps she does not need the actual tshirt on to be "wearing" it? ;)

Oh - I can feel fight coming on LOL :-)

[Hroflr Grimm]

Oh - I can feel fight coming on LOL :-)

Gee I hope so.. I'll go get the whipped cream, I'm pretty confident Bags has her own handcuffs.. lol

[Bags]

I think we may all be waiting for you to put the fast, cheap and easy one on Bags :-)


Oh go on Bags - just for us????


For about the next 5minutes I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?'

Bags :D

[Kronenberg]

What's your problem Bags?

[Bags]

What's your problem Bags?

It's not me who's got the problem

[Kronenberg]

Oh fcuk me - not another one. I really can't be bothered - especially with a female.

Have fun.

[SeanG]

For about the next 5minutes I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?'

Bags :D

Have you been on the pop again babe lol

[Bags]

Perhaps she does not need the actual tshirt on to be "wearing" it? ;)


Gee I hope so.. I'll go get the whipped cream, I'm pretty confident Bags has her own handcuffs.. lol

A lady never tells Ha! ;)

[Bags]

Have you been on the pop again babe lol

Actually no...I was having a pop :D

[Bags]

Oh fcuk me - not another one. I really can't be bothered - especially with a female.

Have fun.

You'd miss me if I went Kron....I'm that little pain in your arse...that you hate but enjoy Ha!! :D

Bags ;)

[Hroflr Grimm]

A lady never tells Ha! ;)

Haha! So tell us! :D

[Sanguinius]

my brother's gift T-shirt to me

" Join the
NAVY
Travel to exotic
distant lands.Meet
exciting,unsual people
And kill them "

@Kronenberg,For your advice dont trust something that bleeds 5 days straight per month and doesnt die :)

[Drew2]

A spring break classic: "Do not arrest this person"

[Desefortunadamente]

I'm a man of simple taste, no quotes, just a tuxedo t-shirt will suffice for me! :cool:

[brokenheart]

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."

Just another thought and famous line......for a TEE shirt

[Bags]

The T-Shirt slogan I'm wearing today is.....

A[Only registered and activated users can see links] did you miss me Kron? ;)

Bags :D

[Hroflr Grimm]

If he didn't, the rest of us did.. Welcome back Bags. :)

-Grimm

[Kronenberg]

The T-Shirt slogan I'm wearing today is.....

A[Only registered and activated users can see links] did you miss me Kron? ;)

Bags :D

A[Only registered and activated users can see links] Gawd - 'ere we go again :-) hmmm hrrrr (clears throat)....Sure I missed you Bags x

PS - I'll go for the "Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not", if that's still available in XL ?

[Martin Scott]

One for you bags . Angel to Bitch In O.00 secs Dont piss me off.
Today Im wearing" Excuses are like arseholes every bodies got them"

[Jefferson'86]

"If God had wanted us to be vegitarians,

....why did He make animals out of meat?"

[Jefferson'86]

Her-indoors' t-shirt...

"I had to give up jogging as the ice kept falling out of my mojito"

[Jefferson'86]

Baby grandson's t-shirt...

.."I cry when ugly people hold me"

[mulgarat]

A girlfriend in Israel gave me a T-Shirt which had an image of a snipers cross hairs over an Arab Terrorists head on the front and something in Hebrew. The main caption was in English and said: "Snipers Really Hit the Spot!". Wore it in Greece a few months later much to the horror of an Israeli mate I was travelling with. I also had a hippy T-shirt for "Zohan" on the beach days that said "Peace" in Arabic, Hebrew and English until someone pointed out I was being a hypocrite for wearing it.

[brokenheart]

"Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

[Bags]

A[Only registered and activated users can see links] Gawd - 'ere we go again :-) hmmm hrrrr (clears throat)....Sure I missed you Bags x

PS - I'll go for the "Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not", if that's still available in XL ?


A[Only registered and activated users can see links] I soOoOoOoOo knew you'd missed me Kron ;).....I've just checked and I do indeed have that T-Shirt in your size BUT only if you'll let me wear mine.....

"HERE I AM! now. What are your other two wishes" ;)

Bags :D

[John777]

Well not sure what would apply to me but I have a short story of the best one I ever saw. 1994 Mampo Agricultural show (white farmers) in the Free State, the ugliest skinniest black dude (probably the only black guy at the show) I ever saw whore a T-shirt saying, "One Settler One Bullet", and the T-shirt was in communist colours. Whites are referred to as settlers in Africa. The shirt did not go down well, but later he was drinking with some white guys and it turned out it was all a joke and he sored R100 from friends for doing it as a dare.

[Kronenberg]

"HERE I AM! now. What are your other two wishes" ;)

Bags :D

I don't normally talk to gurls bags as you know because they are mainly made of nonsense, mucky gussets and need, but as you appear to be giving wishes away these are my other two:
1) Go fcuk youself and annoy somebody else.
2) ehhhh let me think about this one..... Oh yes - the same as (1) above.

[Bags]

I don't normally talk to gurls bags as you know because they are mainly made of nonsense, mucky gussets and need, but as you appear to be giving wishes away these are my other two:
1) Go fcuk youself and annoy somebody else.
2) ehhhh let me think about this one..... Oh yes - the same as (1) above.

Hey Kron.....don't be shy in saying what's on your mind :O it's ok.....I knew you missed me :D

[Martin Scott]

Today Im wearing Im with this idiot.

[jabbacocky]

"it aint gonna suck itself"

[RadioTex]

Why is it called tourist season if you can't shoot 'em?

[jabbacocky]

"I love all gods creatures.....on a plate with potatoes and gravy"

[jabbacocky]

"I dont usually do anything, but YOU i would do, yep i would do you !"

[flash010]

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[Martin Scott]

Todays cancelled due to lack of interest. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Martin Scott]

If your A Legion Wannabe .
FCUK OFF:cool::cool:

[Brad Eldergar]

If your A Legion Wannabe .
FCUK OFF:cool::cool:
Martin,
Haha! Best so far/ Brad

[ALife]

"save water drink beer ."

[Desefortunadamente]

:D This was a great t-shirt I remember seeing awhile back. It went like this....

Let's play carpenter
1st, let's get hammered, then I nail you :D

[Bags]

Tomorrow I will be mostly wearing....


2204

[Hroflr Grimm]

Tomorrow I will be mostly wearing....
2204

And... nothing else? Because that would be quite the tease you know.. :cool:

[Bags]

Lol you lot never cease to amaze me.....you have such a knack of turning an innocent comment into something lower then a jack russell!!

[Martin Scott]

Today I wearing till Monday Im shut. F Off

[Bags]

The truth hurts :(


2206

[Sparrow]

You can run... But you will only die tired!


(on the back) Bomb Squad:
If you can read this... start running!!!

[Martin Scott]

One I got on holiday . Everbody knows a Dave

[RMD]

Lol you lot never cease to amaze me.....you have such a knack of turning an innocent comment into something lower then a jack russell!!

You mean "lower than a snakes armpit"? A popular saying round these here parts of Oz.

[repman86]

Join The Marines, Chicks Will Think Your Hoofin.


Si Tu Tue' Pour l'argent,
Tu Et Un Mercenaire,
Si Tu Tue' Pour Le Plaisir,
Tu Et Un Sadique,
Si Tu Tue' Pour Les Deux,
Tu Et Un Legionnaire.
(the above wee poem was actually printed on a T-shirt for us young warriors during a 4 month tour of tchad in the late 80's, twas a 4eme cie entreponaire who sold them, corvee remembers his name, he also sold liberty bell publications)

I'd Rather Be Raped Than Airborne.

The Body Is Evil, It Must Be Punished

[Martin Scott]

Today underneath a collar and tie in meetings all day. The Management can go f itself.

[SeanG]

Join The Marines, Chicks Will Think Your Hoofin.


Si Tu Tue' Pour l'argent,
Tu Et Un Mercenaire,
Si Tu Tue' Pour Le Plaisir,
Tu Et Un Sadique,
Si Tu Tue' Pour Les Deux,
Tu Et Un Legionnaire.
(the above wee poem was actually printed on a T-shirt for us young warriors during a 4 month tour of tchad in the late 80's, twas a 4eme cie entreponaire who sold them, corvee remembers his name, he also sold liberty bell publications)

I'd Rather Be Raped Than Airborne.

The Body Is Evil, It Must Be Punished


Still got a t shirt with almost the same as Reppy

Si Tu Tues Pour Le Plaiser.
Tu Es Un Sanguinaire
Si Tu Tues Pour L'Argent
Tu Es Un Mercenaire
Mais Si Tu Tues Pour Les Deux
Tu Es Un Legionnaire

[repman86]

Could be the same one sean, its been over 20 years but I still remember the poem, I forgot 'mais' on the second to last line.
And never listen to what corvee says, he's an uncooth cant'.

[okidoki]

REPMEN dont hoover

[Bags]

Tonight I'm wearing....

2208

[okidoki]

K the only vitamin endorsed by the Legion

[John777]

Tonight I'm wearing....

2208

Gosh Bags, it reminds me of every girl friend that I have had.

[Hroflr Grimm]

I have to concur, that is the quintessential female tshirt.

Well.... right up until they ask you why you are being so quiet... :cool:

[Bags]

Speaks for itself Ha!


2210

[Hroflr Grimm]

Speaks for itself Ha!
2210

A woman's heart is in her boobies? I guess I now know why the flat chested ones are so mean.. Mistaking them for boys might not help either..

To add to the thread, I have one club shirt that looks like a simple fitted tee, until you notice the fine print located around the navel area. In a very small font it says, "As long as you are here, you might as well suck it." I find it makes a good conversation starter.. ;)

[Desefortunadamente]

Tonight I'm wearing....

2208

Dear lord Bags, it's uncanny in the sense that it reminds me of of each and every time I've been involved with the authorities.

[Martin Scott]

Polo shirt no referance to a slogan but got a badge of a certain regiment on it. The Mighty REC

[Webby170***]

polo shirt no referance to a slogan but got a badge of a certain regimenton it. The mighty rec

proud brother, proud

[repman86]

Pair of smelly sardines

[Martin Scott]

Pair of smelly sardines
Yeah and dame proud of it. Now do you want a beer or a cafe noir you silly reptile. O stupid question you bloody repman always drink no bloody culture,no finess. But a bloody good bunch none the less.

[voltigeur]

2213It used to be the one like this.

[Bags]

Thought you lads might appreciate this one :D



2214

[Martin Scott]

Polo shirt no referance to a slogan but got a badge of a certain regiment on it. The Mighty REC
As above but washed and ironed lol for today, got some weird looks on the school run though.. especially as my daughter French teacher was on gate duty lol

[Bags]

Today I'm wearing...

2799

which you cant see lol ok it says.....'An apple a day can keep anyone away...if you throw it hard enough' :D

[Martin Scott]

Got one thatsays inked chubby and awesome, Well I hate to disagree with my public, It was a birthday present really...

[Insomniaxe]

Thought you lads might appreciate this one :D



2214

I feel stupid now haha

[Martin Scott]

so do inlmao mode

[SeanG]

" Thank Fcuk My Name is not in Blue on the Cervens web site ";):D:p

[Webby170***]

Amen to that bro, hahahahahaha

[Chas]

Blue and Proud and I wore Green + Dagger Motif. 99% need not apply. Specially for Cervens. lol

[Webby170***]

Guerre pas paix

[Martin Scott]

Ultimate Survival . amazing tshirt concept .
that is just fecking sick, do not defile this forum with this shite.

[Chas]

An utterly despicable and tasteless T.Shirt. Bahaut karab- atcha nai hai.

Chas born before WW2. Father OR KIA mother in Blitzkrieg.

[ALife]

An utterly despicable and tasteless T.Shirt. Bahaut karab- atcha nai hai.

Chas born before WW2. Father OR KIA mother in Blitzkrieg.

im sorry chas , i was making fun of bear grylls . I will remove the post .

[Martin Scott]

read the legion code of honor it clearly states, that every legionnaire is your brother, that means regardless of race reglion creed ect.

[Chas]

Alife,
Thank you best forgotten. Bear Grylls' late father was a a RM Cdo officer and subsequent MP.
As for his son I will make no comment.

[Ginge N]

One I got while working with the Seal teams "The only easy day, was yesterday" printed on their "Blue & Golds".

[Sarajevo1992]

I am not an alcoholic ! It is you lot who are unable to F*****g drink!!!

[mammikoura]

The Body Is Evil, It Must Be Punished

Love it! It actually motivated me for the last 500 meters in the 8km test this morning. ;)

[Martin Scott]

I came I saw I conquered , So I ****ed off its been one of those days

[Martin Scott]

**** everything. Become a Pirate

[bronsond]

Look out for #1 and try not to step in #2...

[gatorojo]

While she won't let me wear it in public, she got me one for my birthday 10 years ago that has a column of Caduceus (the medical symbol with two snakes entwined around a vertical staff) running down the right side, and the slogan "Orgasm Donor" beside it.

And brother Chas, I'm wearing a green one myself, today. It's only got Parachutist wings on the left breast with a blue and white tab saying "Airborne" over it.

[voltigeur]

I used to wear one with the slogan: It hard to soar like an Eagle when you are working with Turkeys

[sdelapresilla]

Love it! It actually motivated me for the last 500 meters in the 8km test this morning. ;)

Congrats, mate. That's a bloody long run.

[nemuksis]

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[bronsond]

[Only registered and activated users can see links] up!%20Patch.jpg

That was our motto as an aviation ordnanceman.

[Sarajevo1992]

Congrats, mate. That's a bloody long run.

That, with coffee and croissant is legions petit dejeuner. Be ready for it

[Martin Scott]

Today is cancelled due to lack of interest.......................................... ........

[RadioTex]

Certainty is the mother of fools.

[Stormbringer]

I`m drunk and you are ugly, but tomorrow I`ll be sober :D

[Martin Scott]

Today is cancelled due to lack of interest.......................................... ........

As Above . Im with stupid.

[veteranlouisianne]

"If You Don't Mind Your Place You Won't Have One"